1. iraffiruse:

    Nintendo Oui

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

     

  2. drunkpeeta:

    drunkpeeta:

    I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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    google knows what’s up

    it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

    (Source: castielsteenwolf, via pizza)

     
  3. allmymetaphors:

    note to self

    (via lilhedge)

     

  4. neongenesisevangelistchurch:

    WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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    (via pizza)

     

  5. neildegrassetyson:

    neildegrassetyson:

    So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

    • It’s a mug
    • When you put hot liquid in it
    • It changes from solid black
    • To
    • Pictures
    • Of
    • My
    • Face

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    (via pizza)

     
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  8. nohighs:

    YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

    (via cognitive-glitch)

     
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  10. arcticmonkies:

    sexting

    (via flukekid)

     
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  13. lovesexdevotion:

    That was so beautiful

    (Source: johto-jordan, via villenoire)

     
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  15. tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    reasons to date me

    • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
    • or any clothes at all really
    • but it’s up to you
    • u can be big spoon or little spoon
    • totally your choice
    • i’m always ready to make out
    • aLwaYs
    • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
    • i’ll let you lick it though
    • i mean the ice cream cone
    • well not just the ice cream cone

    (via pizza)