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iguanamouth:

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hilarious

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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Ever noticed how tumblr gender fanatics go from

pixiepienix:

never-obey:

"OMG How dare you to be not attracted to [insert genders]"

to

"No one wants to fuck you anyway lol."

Does anyone else see the contradiction here?

more than any contradiction I hear the voices of men who shout “nice tits, come give us a kiss!” at me in the street and then when I tell them to leave me alone call me a fat ugly bitch

I see no difference here

But does it make either one correct?

No. No it does not.

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adhoption:

stupidstagram:

stupidstagram:

so many hot boys……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot girls 

in 

the world 

change my post to something as disgusting as this ever again and i’ll rip out your throat and feed it to my dogs 

if literally just switching the genders can make you this angry you probably shouldn’t have made the post in the first place

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I hate this feeling. It’s like we have these conversations and we get nowhere with them. I gained nothing from the small conversation we have together because we don’t get the chance to dive in deep.

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if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

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